Sorry to burst your bubble — there's no "we." I'm just one dude running a little online shop and hoping to keep the USC superiority mindset alive.
I am an alumnus (c/o 2021) and frankly got tired of buying the same scratchy, low-quality cotton t-shirt outside the Coliseum every two years.
While my legal team (ChatGPT) says I can't guarantee anything, I'm pretty confident this is the best FUCLA t-shirt you'll find online or lined up on the way to the field.
If you're happy with your purchase, it would actually mean the world to me if you post an IG story and tag the brand :)
(Sorry about the whole placeholder image thing... I'm working on it, I swear.)
That's right, Spring admits are real people too. I knew nothing about the legacy of USC football but I was ready to swing at the first Bruin I saw.
Yep, I did actually finish my degree. I feel like I skipped a few steps between the last date and this one.
We sold just a small handful of t-shirts because I was way late to the punch. Don't worry, we're restocking soon and you'll get your order ASAP (with tracking) when you checkout.
We've got about 120 shirts in stock (S, M, L), and fulfillment time is about one week in CONUS.
I really gotta get more images for the site bro.